You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so that wasnt chicken after all
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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