he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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