i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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