If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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