Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I FOUND THE LEGS
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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