What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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