OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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