I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
cat food counts as protein by the way
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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