isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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