Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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