Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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