That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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