So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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