i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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