and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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