her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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