I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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