A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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