Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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