Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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