what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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