I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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