do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
