can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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