So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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