is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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