when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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