It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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