Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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