We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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