similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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