Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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