I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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