From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties