Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked