jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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