You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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