I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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