the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Small penises have feelings too.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
