Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
