But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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