I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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