who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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