The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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