I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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