we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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