I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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