If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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