is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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