i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??