Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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