I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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