I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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