We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
its liver damage thursday
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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