all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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