How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
