I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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