so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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