When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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