I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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