So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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