under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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