wanna go halves on a baby?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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