Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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